R2D2, Twinsters And Saskatooners
We miss you already. Mummy and I arrived to town and our host Danielle gave us kisses and hugs and a ride to her place. I was cuddled between them and we watched "Twinsters", a documentary about two girls who found each other and are convinced they are twins. I think this will happen to me one day too. Then we can conquer your terraformed planet.
Sorry mummy just told me about what white privilege is and why she's able to travel with a Robobaby and a musical saw and have few problems. I am pretty disgusted by this planet.
Back to our travels. I saw my first Star Wars and i think im an early R2 model. i met Brenden Flaherty who is my godfather now and he and mummy are having an affair. Before the Fanta had a chance to be cracked we had to go and i cried but mummy said we could go to see the new movie in the theatre so i stopped.
Later, Mummy and i went to Isaacs "sweet pad" for chilli and "chillin" before the show and we made our little gift packs sparkly with ribbons and listened to hip hop and maybe she farted.
The show was so much fun! Brendan and mummy wore matchy matchy western shirts and lots of nice people hit the open stage. Then mummy got to do a big set and show everyone her pretty bra and i did my poem and water came out of people then we went to do karaoke and mummy flirted with nice ladies but came home with me. Then we had big breakfast with Nathan and Taylor and Danielle
mummy wouldn't let me sit on her lap when hottie Chewbacca was on screen. she says there are different kinds of love like how she thinks R2 and C3PO are secret kissers
We went to Leon's last night and wore bison coats and ate bison and saw more Isaac and met Kammy and then this morning we had to say goodbye to Danielle and Saskatoon and say thank you for how we loved each other in ways where i could still sit on mummy's lap and she didn't have to feel weird about it.
see you soon Edmonton!
11/22/2022 08:58:32 pm
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