From Mummy's Vagina To Regina

Last night was so much fun! mummy and i told the epic story of my birth and she did some poems and i did the poem we wrote with papa RC. My new friend Johnny Trinh was the host and Devon and Makayla were the winners. Devon did a poem about Star Wars that featured my hero R2D2 and mummy clapped for us.

Our friends Cat and Geanna picked us up at the airport and brought mummy coffee and she felt like a fucking superstar. then we did an interview on the radio station with Jaye and Shayna. Geanna did my favourite poster ever for the tour. lookit ... wait.. damn bus. we will have to finish later.

Ok we made it off the bus.They thought mummy's saw was except a woman made a joke about someone cutting off someone's head on the bus and mummy told her that was a terrible story to tell so she could bring my brother the saw onto the bus with us. I got to wear daddy's football jacket and we had a nap. 

We stayed with Shayna and Leon and their dogbabies Havarti and Bandit. Bandit thought I was scary but Harv didn't and we had parallel playtime on the couch. Then Shayna helped me cook queer dinner. I think queers are people with really good haircuts but I'm not sure. 

Then we had a really fun show with mummy's friend Johnny who loves us a lot and people did poetry and Devon and Makayla won the math equation and mummy and I did her show and water came out of people mouths and eyes and they bought presents and I helped to sell it because mummy says we live in a capitalist society and anarchy won't buy us a bus ticket. Then we went to go pick up Leon at a fundraiser and some guy who was almost asleep his eyes were so crossed, pointed at me and said "what the fuck is that" and mommy said that it was me her robotbaby and that I slid out of her vagina and onto her back lawn and asked if he wanted to see vivid pictures of it. Then mummy and Leon laughed a bit and the man was told to go home but he hid instead and mummy said he was an asswipe. I didn't see any poop on him so I don't know what that means either.

I love you Regina. I'm sorry we had to leave but mummy says we'll see papa soon and that makes me happy. I don't like leaving new friends though. Or when ashes drop on my head. Or when people hide smokes in my brain. Ok bye