Calgary Tries To Stuff Sandwiches Into My Database

Mummy and I just had a vacation at the Hiebnner spa semi-duplex with tiny sentient beings! We got to drink beer and eat ranch potatoes with Amanda and Ben and their Robobaby Prairie tried to stuff sandwiches into my brain capsule and tiny dogs found me kind of upsetting and we wrapped gifts to sell to sentmental weirdos.

The tiny one named Prairie loved me so much she tried to kidnap me to her carboard hovel. Luckily the tiny mammal called Mayo told on her and then I had a lot of quiet time in our bedroom but still the Prairie organism found me.

One night they sang Prairie sleeping songs and put her in a roofless wooden cage then Sher D came and everyone had a party and I met Violet the dog who also likes to be cradled and the tall beings spoke loudly and I felt tired and then mummy snored like a jaguar and I wondered if she might lock me in a wooden cage with movable walls like Prairie. Where is my papa?

Then mummy went to a hoedown and left me at home and played her saw with strangers and she said Santa was there and that she asked him for a shot of bourbon and Christmas came early then we said goodbye to Benmandarairie and took family photos as if they had adopted me but I'm afraid of sandwiches now and how small people express their love by acting out their frustrations with being incarcerated. I love them so much though because they made mummy laugh and her heart grew extra big.

Mummy and I are on our way to papas  to eat soft boiled eggs and I got him something called Wisers because mummy says he has to smarten up.